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Questions For The Girlwatcher |
| By Juan Wise Dood |
| Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? A: Because he had no body to go with! Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer? A: Barack Obama. Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A: "Is that you, Mama?" Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate? A. The ink ain't dry yet. Q: Why did the skeleton play the piano? A: Because he didn`t have any organs! Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q. What's the difference between Pinocchio and Barack Obama? A. Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies Q: Why does Roberta have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". |