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Girlwatcher Editorial |
| By Cliff |
| I want to wish each and every one of our
readers a happy, safe and productive New Year and welcome you
all to one PO ASS edition of the Carolina Girlwatcher. If you
read each page carefully, you will begin to believe that we all
went away and left Roberta in charge because it looks like
something she could do without having to get her big ass off the
couch. The truth is that we were just tired of messing with it and decided to take a couple of months off and spend time with our families while at the same time getting ready for what we believe will be a very good year here at Girlwatcher Central. Buddy and Molly have spent the past months looking for ways to heat the back yard. Ray has been hiding out in some small town in the eastern part of the state and Roberta is cussing cause she can't find the little fuzzy faced booger. Berta want it bad and Ray ain't puttin' out. Well, at least that is what he keeps telling her. Berta needs to find her a blind man with a bad sense of perception and a dog that don't see too good either. She was going to go home to visit her family but they moved shortly after she did and left no forwarding address. Kind of like old Joe Dirt. Maybe she is actually Joe Bert. I don't know what the Big Guy has been up to since September, don't hear much from him when we ain't' writing but I suppose he been keeping the beach scene calm. I keep telling him there ain't now women down there this time of year but he says he just like to watch the waves. I had no idea there was a Navy base in NC. I've been hanging out in the studio mostly, watching the ONLY news channel and cussing Reid, Pelosi and Obama. Thank God that in eleven months we have an opportunity to send at least two of them home so they can draw their pay for the rest of their miserable lives and we work to support them. Anyway, things are pretty much back to normal. We all liked the time off so we decided to make the Girlwatcher a quarterly publication for a while. You guys already know that it is kind of hit and miss most times any way so we may be back next month but we plan the next issue for April. And again to all of you, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Type to you next month, Cliff We The People Stimulus Package |